Wanna play at The Park? READ this. No really, read it.

1. We shall use appropriate, family friendly language devoid of swearin' & cussin' to say nothing of racisist, sexist, bigoted, or likewise ignorant cheeky drivel.  We realize there are some tiny tots and their parents around and thusly and ipso-facto-ly we will watch our mouths and attempt to use incredibly clever use of the English language to replace those words in our songs if need be.  We can do it; we are musical prodigies.
2. We shall not break anything.  If we do, we shall pay for it even if it means getting second jobs at horrible minimum wage heck-holes.
3. We shall not encourage nor participate in any moshing, slam-dancing, fighting, or any other activities where a crowd member might injure themselves.  In fact, we will stop playing when we see that sort of behavior, so as to make sure no-one gets hurt... And to make sure that we'll be allowed to keep playing.
   
4. We shall not appear for our set drunk, stoned, pie-eyed, four sheets to the wind, or otherwise under the influence of alcohol or drugs of any sort.
5. We shall not muck about between sets – rather, we'll get onto and off of stage as quickly as humanly possible, if not faster.
6. We will not run around on or otherwise occupy the skate elements. We'll restrict our presence to the concert hall, the hallway leading to the concert hall, and perhaps the half-pipe area if that has been designated as the band-staging area.  We will also not cut across the skating area as this would be terribly rude to the skaters and potentially dangerous to all involved.
   

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